Yesterday it was announced that one of Sunderland’s greatest exports has just robbed one of the most influential men in music of a small fortune.
No, I’m not talking about Pyrex, but Heather Mills! The Sunderland born ‘whatever she does’ has just been awarded £24million just because she decided she didn’t fancy her husband anymore! ...Apparently he snored too much in bed.
Ms Mills happens to come from just up the road, in Usworth. The area itself already lacks what you might call ‘amiable dexterity’ without her behaviour making it worse.
Washington, known for being the home to ancestors of George Washington, is now famed for the one-legged wife who robbed a beatle.
Mucca reckons she will spend the money on her daughter and pump money into charities in the hope of making a difference.
Wey, there’s a park round mine which could do with a lick of paint and a new slide!
She’ll have to do something to win over the folks back at home….after being dubbed one of the most hated women in Britain.
Mucca must have sent paul and his mates really loopy!
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Don't get me started. this is "Our Paulie" we're talking about, and its genetically encoded within me to believe the sun shines out of every orafice.
This is my favourite thing she's ever said
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