For some time now my fashion sense has been highly regarded as ‘priority pub craic’ usually in the form of “What the fuck is Clarky wearing this time?”…
Foolishly responding to the question with little haste - “This beauty? Bargain off ebay like…£3!” usually results in copious fits of laughter and the spillage of umpteen pints.
Same can be said when I set foot outside the pub.
If you’re from Sunderland is it immoral to wear a pair of sunglasses when it’s sunny?
Is anyone under the age of 40 forbidden to wear a suit? Or if so, be greeted by a chorus of jeers and profanities from the guy standing outside Greggs!
When in the streets of Sunderland this be the case…and it gets right on my wick!
Many a time have I felt like an outsider if I cease to adorn my Nike slacks, Henry Lloyd polo, Goretex gloves and nova check cap!
(all items are available from Jacky Whites Market, Sunderland and reasonably priced)
Surely I need to leave this place!
This lot are from London!
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